First of all, I dare you to find someone with a more pretentious legal name than Jayce Basques....seriously, it's borderline absurd.
Jayce is the one in the solid black pants eating textured vegetable protein. If you want to sit at the cool kids table, this is it...Let me go through the list of things in this photo that might earn you a seat at said table.
-shaggy hair all around
-1 man in designer v neck shirt with 3/4 length sleeves.
-books you have never read
-tofurkey
-beer bottles on the bookshelf
-kombucha
-hats at the dinner table
-at least one androgynous human
-one girl in yellow shirt
-one girl in yellow jeans
-one of those wooden posable statues of people found in public highschool art classes
-mason jars for drinking out of
-6+ pairs of skinny jeans
-girls with tattoos
-cell phones on the table
-looking and acting totally disinterested in everyone around you
merry christmas.
